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Business Daffynitions: Humor from the Workplace
HUMOR from the WORKPLACE is a witty and insightful approach to defining the words we use every day in our jobs. You'll smile at Joe's 'meaning behind the meaning' and recognize real life examples of bosses and colleagues who say one thing when you know they mean something else.
This entertaining gift book is the world's first antidote to buzzwords, paradigms and corporatespeak. Business Daffynitions will help you to interpret workplace gibberish and corporate balderdash, using laughter to alleviate the daily stresses of the workaday world.
Daffynitions Press: 2004 (128 pages, soft cover) $9.95
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The Joe Library
6 books plus the tape program and T-shirt
$70.00
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T-Shirt
Get the T-Shirt that features Joe's personal guarantee: "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
$24.95
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The Idiot-Proof Guide to Customer Loyalty
Joe Heuer demystifies the process of creating Customer Loyalty in this entertaining and insightful little book. The premise of the book revolves around the question "If quality determines Customer Loyalty, how could you possibly explain Dominos Pizza?"
Daffynitions Press: 2002 (96 pages, soft cover) $9.95
The Wit and Wisdom of a Regular Joe: 101 Thoughts to Get You Thinking
Experience the off-beat, entertaining and insightful one-liners that have made Joe Heuer a popular banquet and keynote speaker. Included are such profound thoughts as:
- There is absolutely nothing wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure.
- Motivation is having a healthier defeatist attitude than your coworkers.
- Show me a good loser and I'll show you someone with squatter's rights on the far left side of the bell curve.
- The stupidity of your actions is generally in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.
- Cleaning house while your children are awake is like brushing your teeth in the middle of eating an Oreo cookie.
Enjoy this slice of life according to a regular Joe.
Daffynitions Press: 2003 (96 pages, soft cover) $7.00
 Making Connections: The Art of Establishing Rapport
Rapport is the ability to communicate with another person in a manner that allows them to feel connected to you. This book demystifies rapport while explaining how we can set up a situation where we are communicating with others in their preferred style. Included are a series of simple skills to enhance communication, along with a set of exercises designed to assist in the mastery of these skills.
WARNING: Mastering the techniques taught in this book will allow you to create rapport instantly and effortlessly!
Zinzer Press: 1997 (72 pages, soft cover) $9.95
 Pushing Your Own Hot Buttons: A Simple Lesson in Living Deliberately
This book offers you an opportunity to take control of your emotional states and direct your subconscious mind in whatever direction you choose. You will learn a series of simple techniques for improving your communication with yourself. In addition, this book collapses the myth that outside forces exert control over your emotional states of mind.
WARNING: The triggering technique taught in this book can alter the quality of your life immediately!
Zinzer Press: 1995 (88 pages, soft cover) $9.95
 Expressing Personal Potential: The PAY ATTENTION! Guide
This book spells out the PAY ATTENTION acronym, a series of twenty universalities, or universal principles, that propel us in the expression of our potential. A slightly irreverent look at personal motivation, it is filled with entertaining and thought-provoking nuggets of wisdom to which you can refer daily for that little extra edge.
WARNING: Adherence to the universalities shared in this book can alter the quality of your life dramatically!
Zinzer Press: 1996 (88 pages, soft cover) $9.95
 It's Not Rocket Science - Simple Ideas for Communicating with Ourselves and Others
This audiocassette learning system contains two tapes loaded with tips, tools and techniques designed to enhance creativity, increase productivity, assist you in living deliberately and improve your relationship with stress. Applicable to anyone who is interested in creating a life you can live with.
The Pay Attention Institute: 1997 (2 audio tapes) $24.95
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