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Business Daffynitions: HUMOR from the WORKPLACE is a witty and insightful approach to defining the words we use every day in our jobs. You'll smile at Joe's 'meaning behind the meaning' and recognize real life examples of bosses and colleagues who say one thing when you know they mean something else.
This entertaining gift book is the world's first antidote to buzzwords, paradigms and corporatespeak. Business Daffynitions will help you to interpret workplace gibberish and corporate balderdash, using laughter to alleviate the daily stresses of the workaday world.
Sample Daffynitions from the book:
- Happiness: seeing your boss's face on the side of a milk carton.
- Deadline: an arbitrary moment responsible for creating the fine line between a paycheck and a pink slip.
- Life: coming into the world with nothing, leaving with nothing and, in between, giving everything to the IRS.
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Daffynitions are guaranteed to:
- Amuse you, your family, friends, and coworkers.
- Assist you in increasing your humor quotient.
- Create smiles, chuckles, and giggles.
- Stimulate the health benefits associated with smiles, chuckles, and giggles.
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